1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,000 Naughty America. 2 00:00:01,200 --> 00:00:02,980 Nobody does it better. 3 00:00:05,580 --> 00:00:06,580 Danny, 4 00:00:11,680 --> 00:00:13,100 come over here. 5 00:00:13,380 --> 00:00:14,380 I need your help. 6 00:00:15,400 --> 00:00:21,760 Okay, listen, so... I went shopping for our party tonight, our lingerie party. 7 00:00:22,140 --> 00:00:24,120 Okay. There's gonna be a lot of hot boys. 8 00:00:24,800 --> 00:00:26,640 Okay. Is this what this is all about? 9 00:00:26,980 --> 00:00:28,680 Yes. So... 10 00:00:28,970 --> 00:00:33,530 I'm thinking this, but I want to try on all this other stuff, and I want your 11 00:00:33,530 --> 00:00:35,670 input. This is cute. I like this. You can, like, 12 00:00:36,390 --> 00:00:38,390 tie it. It just seems like a lot of work. 13 00:00:38,790 --> 00:00:40,210 And I just drew that part. 14 00:00:40,810 --> 00:00:42,190 This is not working out. 15 00:00:42,430 --> 00:00:43,610 All right, so help me out. 16 00:00:44,150 --> 00:00:44,949 Something else? 17 00:00:44,950 --> 00:00:47,130 Do you have to, like, unlace it to take them off? I have no idea. 18 00:00:47,350 --> 00:00:49,130 What else you got? Because that's beautiful. 19 00:00:50,150 --> 00:00:52,670 Maybe we can go matchy -matchy. Let me try the balloon. 20 00:00:53,270 --> 00:00:54,290 Yeah, I'm going to try my balloon. 21 00:00:59,730 --> 00:01:01,310 What else you got? You got that. 22 00:01:01,530 --> 00:01:03,070 We almost have, like, the same stuff. 23 00:01:03,450 --> 00:01:06,430 No. It's like we went shopping together, only we didn't. 24 00:01:08,990 --> 00:01:12,230 I'm glad our assistants shopped for us. You just missed that. Do you wear the 25 00:01:12,230 --> 00:01:13,230 blue bottoms? 26 00:01:13,350 --> 00:01:16,050 And I'll wear the pink top. And we'll be, like, fucked up superheroes. 27 00:01:17,110 --> 00:01:18,350 We need so much help. 28 00:01:19,590 --> 00:01:23,350 Oh, wait. I'm putting them on. By the way, can I just see how great your tits 29 00:01:23,350 --> 00:01:24,810 look? Can I touch them? Yeah. 30 00:01:25,070 --> 00:01:26,250 What have you been doing? 31 00:01:26,510 --> 00:01:27,510 Eating. 32 00:01:28,670 --> 00:01:30,050 I mean, they look amazing, girls. 33 00:01:30,390 --> 00:01:31,390 Okay, 34 00:01:34,390 --> 00:01:35,570 I'm going to behave. 35 00:01:36,210 --> 00:01:37,690 Okay, so you're doing blue or no? 36 00:01:37,890 --> 00:01:39,250 The Kraken. 37 00:01:39,730 --> 00:01:41,330 So you're not going to do the blue? 38 00:01:41,690 --> 00:01:42,850 No. What are you doing? 39 00:01:43,130 --> 00:01:44,130 Are we matching? 40 00:01:44,950 --> 00:01:46,250 I just put some blue on. 41 00:01:47,190 --> 00:01:51,850 Okay, let's see what we look like in blue. Do we clash? Because it's 42 00:01:51,850 --> 00:01:52,950 blue. The blue and blue? 43 00:01:53,230 --> 00:01:54,290 I don't know. Right? 44 00:01:54,630 --> 00:01:55,710 I feel like we clash. 45 00:01:56,520 --> 00:01:58,820 I feel like a sports team. 46 00:01:59,460 --> 00:02:01,700 It doesn't go because I'm a different blue. 47 00:02:02,100 --> 00:02:03,100 And you're twisting. 48 00:02:03,820 --> 00:02:04,820 Oh, no. 49 00:02:05,440 --> 00:02:06,460 I'm going to try something else. 50 00:02:06,660 --> 00:02:09,380 Okay, I'm going to try something else too. Blue is no go. 51 00:02:10,160 --> 00:02:11,260 What about orange? 52 00:02:12,140 --> 00:02:13,480 Orange. Okay. 53 00:02:13,700 --> 00:02:15,460 Like a little sexy traffic cone. 54 00:02:17,840 --> 00:02:18,840 You're more top heavy. 55 00:02:19,220 --> 00:02:20,019 I'm like. 56 00:02:20,020 --> 00:02:22,200 You're the top heavy. What if I try. 57 00:02:22,800 --> 00:02:23,800 Can I try your bra? 58 00:02:24,080 --> 00:02:27,120 Not because I've been able to think about it. If my boobs look even bigger, 59 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:29,720 we'll get, like, all these free drinks at the party. True. 60 00:02:30,020 --> 00:02:31,020 Okay, let me try it. 61 00:02:34,160 --> 00:02:35,160 What do you think? 62 00:02:36,100 --> 00:02:39,460 I mean, actually, it kind of looks good. Like my life. Really? 63 00:02:40,280 --> 00:02:41,280 Try my bra. 64 00:02:41,640 --> 00:02:43,760 I can hide. I can hide boobs. 65 00:02:44,060 --> 00:02:45,440 What about this side? This side is not good. 66 00:02:45,700 --> 00:02:48,040 Yes, no way. You can fit, like, I can put it on my butt. 67 00:02:51,200 --> 00:02:52,200 Oh, my God. 68 00:02:52,740 --> 00:02:58,260 Okay, so this is... I think you should go with my bra. Let me see your bra. 69 00:02:58,400 --> 00:03:02,520 Okay, I'm gonna... This is cute because it has the... Oh, right. Oh, shit. You 70 00:03:02,520 --> 00:03:03,980 know, bitches like the bling bling. 71 00:03:04,340 --> 00:03:05,340 Mm -hmm. 72 00:03:06,260 --> 00:03:07,540 We need help with this. 73 00:03:08,540 --> 00:03:09,560 Yeah. Seriously. 74 00:03:10,840 --> 00:03:12,340 Where's our assistant? Okay, 75 00:03:14,420 --> 00:03:16,820 so... What are you gonna do? 76 00:03:17,180 --> 00:03:18,220 If I'm wearing this? 77 00:03:20,300 --> 00:03:21,300 Mm... 78 00:03:22,510 --> 00:03:23,770 Are you going to do the same thing? 79 00:03:24,310 --> 00:03:26,990 Are we going to clash again because it's like a different shade? 80 00:03:27,250 --> 00:03:28,810 Yeah. Don't throw shade. 81 00:03:29,310 --> 00:03:30,910 Why are you throwing shade at me? 82 00:03:32,590 --> 00:03:35,110 I'm going to do pink, even though I hate the color pink. 83 00:03:35,570 --> 00:03:36,570 Let's see what happens. 84 00:03:36,810 --> 00:03:41,390 Let me see that. You're trying to get some dick tonight. 85 00:03:41,750 --> 00:03:43,470 Girl, I'm trying to grow out some bush. 86 00:03:44,030 --> 00:03:45,030 Oh, man. 87 00:03:45,610 --> 00:03:46,710 I don't know about all that. 88 00:03:47,050 --> 00:03:49,190 Let me see on your butt. 89 00:03:49,710 --> 00:03:50,710 This is cute. 90 00:03:51,660 --> 00:03:52,579 You like it? 91 00:03:52,580 --> 00:03:53,580 Mm -hmm. 92 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:58,880 Well, I gotta, like, definitely decide on something instead of you. 93 00:03:59,920 --> 00:04:05,500 What if you go with... I know. What if, since you have black stockings, what if 94 00:04:05,500 --> 00:04:09,820 you did black lingerie? Is that too, like... And then I do color. 95 00:04:10,220 --> 00:04:14,600 That way... That would be cool if it's not the same. Right. Is black too basic? 96 00:04:14,860 --> 00:04:17,200 No. Black is always in, girl. 97 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:19,279 It's never basic. 98 00:04:20,120 --> 00:04:21,240 The black or the black. 99 00:04:22,760 --> 00:04:24,700 And I am talking about lingerie. Okay. 100 00:04:25,020 --> 00:04:31,300 And I can do, like, sexy... I know. I'm gonna... Remember the first one I was 101 00:04:31,300 --> 00:04:32,300 wearing? This one? 102 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:35,560 I'm thinking about this one, because it's so cute. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 103 00:04:35,720 --> 00:04:38,420 Because you have that little... You're, like, the nice one, and I'm, like, the 104 00:04:38,420 --> 00:04:42,360 cunt. Ooh. No, we're gonna be bad cop, good cop. 105 00:04:44,040 --> 00:04:46,260 We're gonna fuck some boys up tonight. Okay, yeah. 106 00:04:46,860 --> 00:04:47,860 Okay. 107 00:04:48,970 --> 00:04:50,770 But you know what I feel like we need? 108 00:04:52,050 --> 00:04:53,070 A guy's opinion. 109 00:04:54,770 --> 00:04:56,790 Do you know what I'm saying? 110 00:04:57,050 --> 00:05:00,770 Yeah, because, like, he would know what... Because you know how guys are. 111 00:05:00,810 --> 00:05:02,850 they can, like, look at you and tell you what looks good or not. 112 00:05:03,110 --> 00:05:06,550 Whether they're gay or straight, because they just kind of, like, picture in 113 00:05:06,550 --> 00:05:08,070 their mind what they like. 114 00:05:08,410 --> 00:05:10,050 So I want to... What am I doing? 115 00:05:11,120 --> 00:05:12,120 Just do that. 116 00:05:12,300 --> 00:05:15,140 Like, remember when you... Do you remember, like... Do you remember that, 117 00:05:15,160 --> 00:05:18,120 used to be the stuff? Yes! I was going to say, when you, like, wear the two 118 00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:19,120 bras. 119 00:05:19,440 --> 00:05:20,440 All right. 120 00:05:20,460 --> 00:05:23,340 Let's call him over and, like, ask him what he thinks. Derek! 121 00:05:24,640 --> 00:05:25,640 Derek! 122 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:30,040 I don't know. I like this one. Yeah, I think so, too. 123 00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:33,980 And then you've got, like, a little... What color is that? I don't know. What's 124 00:05:33,980 --> 00:05:34,980 that? Hi! 125 00:05:35,900 --> 00:05:38,560 Okay, so, listen. We're going to this party tonight. It's a lingerie party. 126 00:05:38,560 --> 00:05:39,680 is there a shirt that you let out? 127 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:41,160 It's mine inside out. That's me. 128 00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:42,440 Okay. 129 00:05:43,060 --> 00:05:45,540 Oh, okay. It is inside out. Listen. 130 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:48,280 I can't tell. He was doing stuff to me. What were you doing? 131 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:51,300 I was doing laundry and apparently I put it on inside out. 132 00:05:52,240 --> 00:05:56,320 Okay. Okay. So cute. Alright. You gotta explain to him what's up. Okay. 133 00:05:57,660 --> 00:05:59,200 Stop touching my panties. 134 00:06:00,080 --> 00:06:02,540 Okay. I'll leave then. No, no, no. We need your opinion. 135 00:06:03,060 --> 00:06:06,080 We're going to this awesome lingerie party. 136 00:06:06,340 --> 00:06:08,580 I need to see a man's opinion. 137 00:06:09,670 --> 00:06:12,390 You don't see anybody putting it on. 138 00:06:12,650 --> 00:06:14,150 I'm not putting it on. What's your favorite color? 139 00:06:15,010 --> 00:06:15,929 Is it blue? 140 00:06:15,930 --> 00:06:19,770 Yeah. Okay, so we wanted to go to a lingerie party tonight. No, I need to 141 00:06:19,770 --> 00:06:20,449 to compare. 142 00:06:20,450 --> 00:06:23,570 It is the hottest party in Hollywood Hills. It's all lingerie. We need your 143 00:06:23,570 --> 00:06:26,710 help. We don't know what to wear. Because we both want to look good. We 144 00:06:26,710 --> 00:06:27,569 want to clash. 145 00:06:27,570 --> 00:06:28,570 What's wrong with that? 146 00:06:28,870 --> 00:06:32,070 Is it too plain Jane? No, I need to see it. 147 00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:38,940 Why did this turn into abuse me? You wanted my opinion, and now you're just 148 00:06:38,940 --> 00:06:42,040 draping shit on me. What should Nikki wear that will go with this that isn't 149 00:06:42,040 --> 00:06:46,060 matchy? I was thinking like this, because then she could be like the dark, 150 00:06:46,080 --> 00:06:48,820 mysterious one. I don't know, the panties on my head fit pretty well. 151 00:06:49,620 --> 00:06:52,480 Do they smell good? You're the best roommate ever. 152 00:06:53,660 --> 00:06:54,660 I'm pretty awesome. 153 00:06:55,480 --> 00:06:59,960 I let you guys abuse me. I know, you like it. Deep down inside, you like it. 154 00:06:59,960 --> 00:07:01,080 we talk about these, though? 155 00:07:01,360 --> 00:07:02,360 They're really nice. 156 00:07:03,810 --> 00:07:05,470 I mean, we do shower together. 157 00:07:05,930 --> 00:07:08,750 It's not like I haven't seen them before. I've seen them, but it's more at 158 00:07:08,750 --> 00:07:12,210 distance. They're usually fleeting. They're retreating from you. 159 00:07:12,470 --> 00:07:16,830 Touch it. I'm touching it. I'm touching it. Touch this. Okay, well, it's that. 160 00:07:18,090 --> 00:07:21,850 But hold on, seriously. Before we, like, get too retarded. 161 00:07:22,070 --> 00:07:23,070 Too late. 162 00:07:23,550 --> 00:07:25,590 What do you think of it, brah? 163 00:07:26,190 --> 00:07:29,990 I like that one. Yeah? Yeah, it's a good color on you. Okay, thank you. It goes 164 00:07:29,990 --> 00:07:31,090 well with my skin tone. 165 00:07:31,590 --> 00:07:35,450 Cool. Not that you didn't know that. Well, no, I didn't. That's why I needed 166 00:07:35,450 --> 00:07:36,450 your opinion. 167 00:07:36,730 --> 00:07:37,970 I didn't. So then we're set. 168 00:07:38,610 --> 00:07:40,630 Yeah. And then that, right? Yeah. 169 00:07:41,810 --> 00:07:43,530 Should I just put it on right now? No. 170 00:07:43,770 --> 00:07:44,850 Whoa. Help. 171 00:07:45,490 --> 00:07:46,449 Let me help. 172 00:07:46,450 --> 00:07:47,450 Help. Okay. 173 00:07:48,450 --> 00:07:49,610 Just go like this. 174 00:07:49,910 --> 00:07:51,830 And then just go like this. 175 00:07:53,740 --> 00:07:54,740 I didn't go like this. 176 00:07:55,760 --> 00:08:01,340 What is going on? I thought this was like... Nanny, what are you doing? 177 00:08:06,320 --> 00:08:12,520 Where do you think you're going? We need a pregame before the party tonight. 178 00:08:12,640 --> 00:08:13,640 Yes, 179 00:08:13,880 --> 00:08:14,920 give it up. 180 00:08:15,560 --> 00:08:16,780 We want some. 181 00:08:22,860 --> 00:08:24,140 friend would I be if I said that? 182 00:08:24,800 --> 00:08:26,100 A bad one. 183 00:08:30,340 --> 00:08:34,620 Do you like your balls looking? 184 00:08:34,840 --> 00:08:37,419 I think I'm going to like pretty much anything you'll do to me. 185 00:08:38,299 --> 00:08:40,880 Really? Pretty much. Good to know. 186 00:09:01,280 --> 00:09:04,080 Fuck yeah. 187 00:09:43,120 --> 00:09:44,660 You're such a good friend. 188 00:09:56,720 --> 00:10:00,060 Take it. 189 00:10:59,560 --> 00:11:01,400 How about both of them in my mind? 190 00:11:48,110 --> 00:11:49,110 I think she's right. 191 00:11:56,770 --> 00:12:00,030 I'm gonna go ham on those dicks. 192 00:34:34,990 --> 00:34:38,030 Nobody, nobody, nobody does it better.